turtles all the way down

June 23, 2005

12:00 haha

You know, I really can't keep a secret to save my life! it's true. watch:

I have B.O. and I have not shaved my armpits in DAYS! so gross. Also, I am a huge slacker.

I just got my dream job, though. So there's that. Yes, I got the blog. I'm going to be famous. I'm gonna blog this really big event, you know, like this huge festival? and have thousands of readers? and they are paying me to do it and then I get to move back and try to get them to hire me for an office job too.

mm-hmm. FUCK YES, ebay.

i am always reading
skankyho

1 Comments:

  • At 4:05 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    You can't keep a secret because you are too good.

    You share everything.


    I forgot to say, hells yeah you are going to be FAMOUS!!!!!

     

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