21:37 ignore this post i'm feeling abusive and can't find the whip
OOOH!!! (snap)
reasons why i hate your blog, in case you were wondering.
1) y kant u talk like normal ppl or sumfin... yucka yucka
2) no, wait, tell me again about your dog! is it cute? post a picture of it ok? i know, post a picture of your dog next to your baby! next to the dinner you cooked last night!
3) "i don't really have anything new to say right now, life is pretty boring i guess"
4) hatemongering. the serious, ignorant, intolerant, ill-informed kind.
5) how you just started blogging, and you posted two times, and that is all that you are ever going to post.
6) aka 5b: the obligatory "i started this blog because yada yada" post.
7) um, i have to install plugins to view this shit?
...Obviously, I've been surfing tonight. Using the New Blog button, which is pretty rare for me since half the blogs out there are ad jockeys now anyway. Blogger, I sense, prances nearer and nearer to its inevitable demise. Anyone out there remember Angelfire? Hmm.
What I'm trying to say is, where are the good blogs? I commented on some of them tonight. Anyone have suggestions? FYI, I only read top-shelf shit.
reasons why i hate your blog, in case you were wondering.
1) y kant u talk like normal ppl or sumfin... yucka yucka
2) no, wait, tell me again about your dog! is it cute? post a picture of it ok? i know, post a picture of your dog next to your baby! next to the dinner you cooked last night!
3) "i don't really have anything new to say right now, life is pretty boring i guess"
4) hatemongering. the serious, ignorant, intolerant, ill-informed kind.
5) how you just started blogging, and you posted two times, and that is all that you are ever going to post.
6) aka 5b: the obligatory "i started this blog because yada yada" post.
7) um, i have to install plugins to view this shit?
...Obviously, I've been surfing tonight. Using the New Blog button, which is pretty rare for me since half the blogs out there are ad jockeys now anyway. Blogger, I sense, prances nearer and nearer to its inevitable demise. Anyone out there remember Angelfire? Hmm.
What I'm trying to say is, where are the good blogs? I commented on some of them tonight. Anyone have suggestions? FYI, I only read top-shelf shit.
3 Comments:
At 2:47 AM,
Awesome Jim said…
Don't read my blog, then. It sucks.
At 12:01 PM,
ogma said…
hee hee
At 4:01 AM,
Anonymous said…
I love this. I can't stop laughing.
Jim, me too. I am guilty of 2, and 5a at the very least.
I hesitate to recommend even stellar blogs because of the trash-tail phenomenon- everytime I link a clear-thinking, well-spoken writer, half of their pretentious, self-absorbed artfag retinue follow them over and beg for attention in my comments.
Mrrroww!
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