Funny story. You know how I work in this medical office? And, like, I'm there after hours so I have the whole building to myself? WHAT WOULD YOU DO. So far I haven't found any decent meds, but I definitely found some pregnancy tests.

And I'm not pregnant, again. Last time, me and E gave each other a big We're-Infertile Hi 5. If he wasn't in the desert right now, I'd text message him the good news. Is that weird?

And speaking of the desert, geez is G excited. He's all, thanks for inviting me, it's like prom! No, actually, it's like dirty camping at a party. He's just really excited to sleep with me, as far as I can tell. Urg.

I'm going to bed so I can get up plenty early tomorrow and hit the retirement home yard sale before I go to work. AWESOME