i am still going to talk about what i did this weekend, because nothing good has happened since then (save that one IM conversation, below).

1. MOISTURIZING SUCCUBUS (SUCCUBA)

I was just sitting there drinking a beer, when they came by dressed all in black and speaking through a megaphone. They made me take off my shirt and then they giggled and rubbed lotion all over me. So I joined them and spent the next hour running around camp moisturizing shirtless men and women. They said we are the moisturizing succubus (and then one of them yelled "succuba!") and you look very dry.


2. (later) REDNECK SOCCER

You take a roll of toilet paper and stick a firework inside it, wrap the whole thing in wire. Then you soak it in kerosene and light it on fire and kick it around. DA burned his hand on one. I was too afraid to pick them up and throw them, but I did kick several of them into the crowd, screaming burn the spectators. Meanwhile a man with a leather hat was lighting Roman candles and shooting them at the heads of the soccer players.


3. (later yet) FIREWORKS SHOW

I was tired and dehydrated so I sat down with Ginger and suddenly! Fireworks! went off ten feet away. Well maybe twenty feet away. The point is, the guy left them in the box and lit them all at once, and Ginger and I had screaming convulsions while ash and cinder rained down on us.


4. oh shit that just reminds me of the London bombings, now I am depressed. And you know why? Because nobody cares when it is the Iraqis getting bombed every single day.

today I got my London news at wikipedia
and used wordnet to check my latin plurals