Maggiorata1: NO!

ogma: yes.

Maggiorata1: you done kilt a bunny?

ogma: yep.

Maggiorata1: you mean like....pregnancy?

ogma: nope. bunny.

Maggiorata1: ELABORATE

ogma: My cat, the small one, the one named Mouse (not the one from the photo shoot, but the one who weighs 2.5 pounds)
ogma: was growling and making her i-just-caught-something noise
ogma: so i went to take it from her, like i do
ogma: and it was a baby bunny.

Maggiorata1: how?????

ogma: i pinched her throat until she let go

Maggiorata1: awww

ogma: it was so little it fit in one hand

Maggiorata1: you poor thing

ogma: and my mom got a box and we put a towel in the bottom, but when we put it in there we saw it had a broken leg
ogma: and it was too small, it probably wasn't weaned yet

Maggiorata1: this just gets better and better
Maggiorata1: omg
Maggiorata1: cats are assholes

ogma: I thought about nursing it back to health but I can't take it to the desert with me
ogma: so i took it out in the driveway and smashed its head with the blunt end of an axe
ogma: and fed it to the dogs.

Maggiorata1: JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST
Maggiorata1: that is so morbid and violent

ogma: no, it was a mercy killing.

Maggiorata1: I'm sorry
Maggiorata1: but that wasn't the ending it sounded like you were leading up to

ogma: my mom wanted me to give it back to the cats, but i didn't want it to die slowly.

Maggiorata1: no, no , you were right

ogma: i know. it was the best thing to do.

Maggiorata1: but....you told it with such panache

ogma: urg.

Maggiorata1: I'm sorry...I laughed a little
Maggiorata1: Dude,
Maggiorata1: I did the same thing last year
Maggiorata1: with a kitten

ogma: you did? oh lord. i cried a little.
ogma: did you?

Maggiorata1: I still get shivers
Maggiorata1: yes
Maggiorata1: I blogged about it

ogma: that's funny, i thought i remembered you SAVING a kitten

Maggiorata1: I cried too

ogma: maybe it's my mind trying to avoid the truth

Maggiorata1: no, two different stories

ogma: i'll probably forget all about this one.
ogma: oh, ok

Maggiorata1: bunnies are so.....
Maggiorata1: helpless
Maggiorata1: but, Mother Nature makes so many of them

ogma: i know. quivery and fluffy and scared
ogma: it's true.

Maggiorata1: they must be kind of disposable








...today I read
wrapped up like a summer's eve