18:47 OK R U REDY 4 THS?
it's straight (no, forward) back to the old ways.
i just went to meet a girl for a date but she is late so while waiting i texted another girl (denise's ex) to ask her out for tomorrow. then called denise to ask her advice on this girl i am seeing tonight, she is going to come bail me out at 8. when i hung up with denise i got a text from chris who apparently wants phone sex* later.
gilbert is mad at me because i still won't go out with him on a date no matter how many times he hints at it.
me? oh fine, i went to the bank and finagled a $20 bill out of them so i could buy beer, and my friend is coming to visit me on sunday and i think i might not be quite as broke 6 months from now but then you never know.
ho.
there's a little man with a cat head sitting under the little tree next to me and sometimes i wish i could be a homemade clay figurine, always smiling, sitting in the shade with a cat for a head and a coyote sitting next to me telling stories from the road.
today i did yoga and for the first time ever i aligned my spine all by myself. it was like a burst of sunlight in my frontal lobe. I GET IT that was rad.
happy friday fuckers
*ps i don't do phone sex but usually the other person doesn't notice that i'm not doing anything
today I read
the laist roster, hello how is it that i know half the people on there? i live in fucking san francisco.
i just went to meet a girl for a date but she is late so while waiting i texted another girl (denise's ex) to ask her out for tomorrow. then called denise to ask her advice on this girl i am seeing tonight, she is going to come bail me out at 8. when i hung up with denise i got a text from chris who apparently wants phone sex* later.
gilbert is mad at me because i still won't go out with him on a date no matter how many times he hints at it.
me? oh fine, i went to the bank and finagled a $20 bill out of them so i could buy beer, and my friend is coming to visit me on sunday and i think i might not be quite as broke 6 months from now but then you never know.
ho.
there's a little man with a cat head sitting under the little tree next to me and sometimes i wish i could be a homemade clay figurine, always smiling, sitting in the shade with a cat for a head and a coyote sitting next to me telling stories from the road.
today i did yoga and for the first time ever i aligned my spine all by myself. it was like a burst of sunlight in my frontal lobe. I GET IT that was rad.
happy friday fuckers
*ps i don't do phone sex but usually the other person doesn't notice that i'm not doing anything
today I read
the laist roster, hello how is it that i know half the people on there? i live in fucking san francisco.
Labels: always forward never straight, beer, coyote, fucking, san francisco, tiny people under trees, yoga
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